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When Did Christian Life Become a Joke?

Well?  When did it?  There are many Christians out there that write satire focused on Christian living.  Christians making fun of themselves or other Christians and what we do. It’s funny. It’s cool.  It’s entertaining with it’s “Look! I can make fun of us!” mentality.  I’ve read it, haven’t you?  I was actually reading some of it last night by a very popular Christian author and in the middle of it all, the question hit me, and sobered me up real quick; When did Christian life become a joke?

Christians like side-hugs… haha that’s funny.  Christians raise their arms up in praise and it looks like a touchdown sign in football… haha that’s funny.  I’ve laughed, you’ve laughed, or maybe even snickered. And all I could think of when that question hit me was first-century Christians being tortured and slaughtered because they were believers.  Oh, yeah, we were entertaining even back then, right? Mothers and Fathers watching their children being fed to the lions for the entertainment of others.

I’m not laughing at cheap jabs any more, I don’t care who they come from. Don’t get me wrong, I believe the Lord invented laughter, and wit.  I believe He has a sense of humor.  I just came to realize that this is another way to downplay Christian faith, and make the world look on us as foolish, and something to be laughed off.  “Other people make fun of Christians, so we are going to do it first, and better!” Fantastic.

Right now, as I type this, a pregnant Sudanese woman, a Christian, is being held by authorities until she gives birth and then Muslims are going to execute her for being an “apostate” in their eyes.  Christians like side-hugs! Haha.  Where are our heads?  Where are our hearts?  No, we don’t have to be “downers” all the time, but if just as many people would be sober-minded and serious about things that we as believers should intervene in and take seriously as laugh at “Christian jokes” perhaps we could take better care of our brothers and sisters in Christ.

Yeah, there’s a lot to joke about that is truly funny about “Christian” life.  Churches splitting over the color of the carpet. Haha.  The Church in the U.S. better wake up.  To whom much is given much is expected. “Well, we can still laugh and joke, and be serious about serious things too! You’re such a wet blanket.”  Yes, we can.  If you are the type of believer who has a deep, rich faith, who helps others in meaningful ways on a daily basis, go ahead and laugh about trivial idiocies that we see happen around us, but don’t let that distract others from the Gospel and the dire straits that our ancestors in the faith faced, or the atrocities going on right now.  Further, examine your local church congregation.  Perhaps if you think it is a laughingstock, it’s time to find a different congregation.

Fellowshipping (haha Christians like to fellowship and eat together!) is supposed to be a time of bonding, shared concerns, shared humor, shared food (including the Lord’s Table), and shared scriptural teaching.  We do have a certain humor when we are around each other, but make no mistake, some of the things you think are so witty and clever that they make people laugh about Christians ensure that there are others laughing at us, not with us.  There is a certain type of humor that is rich, Godly (haha, Christians like to add the word “Godly” into  soooo many different things!), good-natured, mature, and then there is cheap, immature humor that insures “the world” does look at us and laugh.

What I’m saying, dear reader (if you are a fellow believer), is think before you joke, think before you laugh. Is it really funny?  Psychologically, what we laugh at and what we joke about does have an effect on how we, and others, view things.  Just think about it.

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The best video in response to Miley Cyrus…

So, most of us have at least heard of Miley Cyrus’ public display of… well, of herself.  I like this YouTube contributor’s take the performance, and the point she is making.  My fellow women, have a little respect for yourselves.

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The Great Chick-fil-A kerfuffle of 2012…

I know I’ve been absent from my blog for a bit, but I’ll be back to writing more regularly soon. Meanwhile I just had to comment on the whole Chick-fil-A controversy. First, I beg anyone that is interested in weighing in to read the chief executive’s words before responding.

He has made it clear in the past that he is going to run his corporation in a manner that he sees as inline with Christian mainstream belief. Now everyone is suddenly shocked that he doesn’t support gay marriage. Oh my! Who woulda ever seen that coming? Sarcasm aside, he has the right to his freedom of speech. There is nothing in what he said that is hateful or bigoted. The other issue being screamed over? Which charities and organizations the corporation gives money to. Guess what; when you make the money, you get to decide who it goes to.

If you want to give money to a different cause, bully for you. I’m a Christian (duh), and would I give my money to all the same organizations as they do? No. I do a little something called work, which I get paid for. I can then decide where to give my money. It also holds true that people are free to boycott whom they choose; don’t like a company, don’t buy from them. The only problem I have in this case is that politicians, in positions of power, are trying to deny Chick-fil-A equality in a way that is unconstitutional. And, before anyone goes screaming at me about same sex marriage rights; guess what? I’m all for equality for all; the government should not get to say who can and cannot be married, everyone should have civil unions. It is God that ultimately says who is or is not married, not the state. Each church and each pastor needs to decide who they will or won’t perform ceremonies for.

People on both sides of the issue should stop, breathe, and ask themselves if they have actually been given a reason for being upset, or might it just be that politicians and manipulators on both sides of this “issue,” are manufacturing outrage with pure rhetoric?

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Quit mourning your faith…

I’ve found that where there is a group of Christians who are gathered together to discuss things such as salvation, sanctification, etc… with outsiders to the faith, that there is a tendency to grow very very serious indeed, not just over the subject matter (which is indeed serious), but also in manner, and word, and countenance.  I think that can very easily give outsiders the wrong impression of what it is like to be a Christian.  After all, Christ came so that we may have life, and have it more abundantly.

When there is a group of believers that have become used to singing the old tried and true hymns, but have…grown old with them, oftentimes the singing becomes more of a dirge.  There remains no overflowing of joy or even realization of what the words are actually saying, or their implications of the GOOD NEWS of the gospel.

Why do Christians tend this way, when it is a very very joyous thing to be a Christian?  God is not some cosmic killjoy, nor do we earn extra brownie points the more we walk around with a frown on our faces.  To many outsiders this is a poor witness.  I don’t mean to imply we should be walking around with big silly grins on our faces (if that calls to mind a certain highly popular motivational speaker in the Christian world *cough*Osteen*cough* it is unintentional), however, one of the fruits of the Spirit is Joy.

One problem is that there is a certain fringe segment of the Christian population who has perverted that aspect of the Spirit into some dog and pony show with people laughing and rolling around on the ground/in between the pews.  The joy that scripture speaks of is a calm assured hope and happiness, not some flashy, extremely weird, occurrence.

So, that being said…lighten up people.  If you are a believer, your sins have been forgiven you, you have a whole eternity of joy and peace and fellowship in front of you, Jesus has freed us from the law, we are now enjoying a personal relationship with God Himself.  Smile a little.  There is a time and place for solemnity and also mourning, but there is ALSO a time and place for joy, laughter, hugs, praising with happy, excited voices, jokes, and just flat out enjoying the life that God gives us, not in a worldly way, but in a way full of grace and peace.

Often atheists especially have a dim view of what it must be like being a Christian, well, let me tell you about my life.  I’m surrounded by friends and family who I know will be with me through eternity, I laugh, watch TV, watch movies, lift the occasional glass of alcohol of my choice, eat what I want, listen to what I want, dance, sing, live my life with the assurance that I’m loved by the Creator of the world, not only that, I have a personal relationship with Him that is very fulfilling and life-giving, esp. when I get to work for Him in some capacity here on Earth.  I go hiking, admiring the work of His hands, I make jokes, and use Facebook, I play XBOX, and write science fiction, and on and on and on.

This world is indeed corrupt and flawed, there are rough times and times to mourn and cry…my family and friends, and God Himself are there for that too.  However, God is truly good, and the news of the gospel is truly good…let’s not be so slow to show the relief and joy and happiness that God brings.

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Meet the Austins…

Dear reader, check out this link to know what the point of this “review” is about; Madeleine L’Engle.  This is one of her books I just read for the first time…I’d met the Austin family previously in books that come later in the Austin family series.  I really enjoyed this story, and it did serve as a good introduction to the Austins, which in turn, sets up the rest of the books in the series.  It is a very quick read, and “easy” reading.

What suppers did the Austins enjoy? Standing rib roast with roast potatoes and carrots, spaghetti with carrots and garlic bread, Spanish rice, Shepherd’s pie, strawberry mousse, pork roast with applesauce and carrots, pot roast with deep-dish apple pie, bread pudding with raisins, tapioca, jell-o, raisin bread, steaks with baked potatoes and salad, baked beans with hot dogs chopped up in them, and the ever present beverages of coffee and hot cocoa.

What did they listen to while preparing all of this?  Brahms’ Second Piano Concerto, Rosenkavalier, Schonberg’s Verklarte Nacht, Handel’s the Cuckoo and the Nightingale, Rachmaninoff’s Second Piano Concerto, Handel’s Royal Fireworks, and John liked to listen to “The Gambler.”  The crew liked to sing; Cockles and Mussels, The Eddystone Light, You take the High Road, Oh, Susannah, Ash Grove, and Tallis’ Cannon.

What were the kids reading or the adults reading to them? The Jungle Book, Charlotte’s Web, The Secret Garden, The Sword in the Stone, and Doctor Dolittle.  Also, a book on Albert Einstein’s spiritual views was quoted and talked about, but no title was ever given.

Their furry companions that curled up at their feet?  Colette their french poodle, Mr. Rochester their Great Dane, and at least three cats; Prunewhip, Hamlet, and Creamy.

What was the fam up to in this story?  Skywatching as usual, including star gazing.

Good prayers and quotes included?

St. Francis’ Prayer:

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
Where there is injury, pardon.
Where there is doubt, faith.
Where there is despair, hope.
Where there is darkness, light.
Where there is sadness, joy.
O Divine Master,
grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled, as to console;
to be understood, as to understand;
to be loved, as to love.
For it is in giving that we receive.
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned,
and it is in dying that we are born to Eternal Life.
Amen.

A quote from Hildevert of Lavardin;

God is over all things, under all things; outside all;
within, but not enclosed; without but not excluded;
above, but not raised up; below, but not depressed;
wholly above, presiding; wholly without, embracing;
wholly within, filling.

A poem from Thomas Browne;

If thou could`st empty all thyself of self,
Like to a shell dishabited,
Then might He find thee on the ocean shelf,
And say, `This is not dead`,
And fill thee with Himself instead.

But thou art all replete with very thou
And hast such shrewd activity,
That when He comes, He says, `This is enow
Unto itself – `twere better let it be,
It is so small and full, there is no room for me.`

Fun book to read, the themes of childhood, change and death were interesting.  This book, more than L’Engle’s others that I’ve read, seemed geared toward “younger” readers, but adults who like her style and characters will enjoy this book as well.  On to read the second in this series…

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Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas to all my readers!!!  I hope you are safe, and warm, and with those you love!

Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. 7 Of the increase of his government and peace there shall be no end, upon the throne of David, and upon his kingdom, to order it, and to establish it with judgment and with justice from henceforth even for ever. The zeal of the LORD of hosts will perform this.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving to all my readers!!

Revelation 7:12 Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.

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